spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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ash5sos:


ashtons-bum:

ashtons-bum:

this picture is the reason I live


michael reminds me of a pale giraffe with pink hair
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yelchin:

Chicago, 29/08

Charlotte, NC. September 27, 2014
descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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